YOU DON’T SAY?!
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April fools joke gone wrong
Me: Mum, I’m pregnant
Mum: AHAHAHAHAH! who got you pregnant…your posters?
Me:…
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When teachers say “I dismiss the class, not the bell.”
If the bell can’t tell me when to leave, it shouldn’t tell me when to come into class.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: epic-humor)
i used to think the word “primadonna” was spelled like “pre-madonna” but then i realized that nothing in this world is older than madonna
(Source: madeagoestohell)
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
(Source: dumbfuckery)
